(Source: curlskinksandcoils, via yencid)

ischlumpy:

sgiegkdfghfksg rggirugf help
/dead

sgiegkdfghfksg rggirugf help

/dead

once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”

My Mom xD

(via ischlumpy)

May 24. 98318 Notes.

I love this man soooo much. Come home to me already! #milso #mysailor #MyZach #mybaby #navygf #imisshim #keepcalmandloveasalior #keepcalmandmarryamedic #pleasecomehome #counting #feelslikeforever

May 23. 3 Notes.

the-chubby-nerd:

I don’t care who you fucking think you are
If a kid wants to show you something they’re proud of, you better fucking act impressed
I don’t care if it’s a small score on a video game or a piece of art made of nothing but blue paint or even a fucking fake burp
You better fucking act like you just saw Jesus materialize out of thin air.

(via funnyfunnyfunnyfunnyfunny)

May 23. 95875 Notes.

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

(via riansshinyteethandme)

May 23. 102845 Notes.

psy-che-del-ic:

liberatingreality:

This may be the most powerfully accurate image I’ve ever seen in my life.

wow

(via bmoburns)

May 22. 149180 Notes.

mandas-jewelry:

Thoughts and prayers to guide them through this devastation. #Oklahoma

(via goodbyes-made-you-mine)

May 22. 603 Notes.

to-be-skinny-and-lovely:

kruzanbeauty:

thatkrunkkid:

unexcite:

having-wanderlust:

smoshtasticbro:

I tried to scroll over this..

we all tried…

its impossible to scroll over this

everyone

has

tried

i failed…

i watched this so many times before i pressed reblog